
I received this deposit slip from the bank with a note on it saying "The attached was inadvertantly mutilated while processed by automatic equipment".

As I was traveling from Chicago to St. Louis, I came upon the tallest smokestack that I had ever seen. It actually disappeared into the clouds. I later found out that coal burning power plants in the mid-west did this so that all the soot generated did not just fall back down on top of the plant. The soot moved into the upper atmosphere and blew east so that everyone downwind of the plant could enjoy the soot, too.